Funny Stuff on Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Conan: "Santa stopped by. Here he is everyone."
Santa (Indian guy with black beard): "Due to cost-cutting measures Santa's job has been outsourced to India. Now please give me your social security number and mother's maiden name so I can confirm whether you are in the naughty or nice database. Or do you just need help troubleshooting Windows?"

Conan: "I have renamed the 'Christmas Tree' the 'seasonal monochromatic cone-shaped display'. Does THIS name offend anyone?"

Why can't Christmas just be Christmas? MERRY CHRISTMAS!