Random Funny Stuff

What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?...trilingual
What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages?...bilingual
What do you call a person who speaks 1 language?...American

Bumper Sticker: "Don't believe anything until it has been officially denied."

Quote I Found on Facebook: "My idols are Marilyn Monroe and Jesus Christ. I'm hoping to find a middleground somewhere between sentuousness and righteousness."

Jay Leno: "The opening ceremony of the Olympics was a little different this year. They had a group of radical Muslims come out and light everyone's flag on fire."